Pixel Primate Valve Caps – Piggy Edition 🐒🐷
Well butter my biscuits and call me farmer monkey, look what just rolled outta the Mad Monkey barnyard!
These Piggy valve caps are plump with personality and ready to hitch a ride on your rig.
These ain’t your average caps… they’re little hogs for your wheels.... Pocket-sized, squealing with style and hogging all the attention.
Engineered in-house by our Primate Prototype Wizard, they feature custom threading tighter than a boa constrictor’s hug. No stripping. No slipping. Just primate-powered precision, infused with barnyard funk and good vibes.
🐷 Pick Your Piggy:
🩷 Pink Piglet – classic barnyard cutie, squealin’ to go.
🍼 Baby Blue Hoglet – cool as creek water, sweet as morning milk.
💰 Golden Money-Eyes – the prize pig of the litter, fattened up with dollar-sign dreams and ready to bring home the bacon.
🌀 Add 2 to cart for a full set (1 quantity = 1 cap)
🌾 Limited Pen Drop
Like county fair champions, these piggies don’t stick around forever. Once the gate swings shut, they’re gone—no restocks till the next season’s harvest.
